I almost always roll my eyes when I see an article title that starts with a number. For example, “28 Ways to Read This Blog”. Yuck.
So that is why I was excited to use a number in the title today. A ridiculously high number could only be seen as complete mockery of the system, no? I do hope so. Maybe it is also great clickbait, which must be the ONLY reason others do it (I am learning that is the only reason a lot of things on the internet happen).